Haha!
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I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning
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Hair dressers are cray….
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whether if it is an ax or a hammer he is still sexy
Big bad wolf is sweepin shhhhhh….!
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This makes me giddy!
I need to start carrying sidewalk chalk around with me!!! LMAO!
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Don’t judge a book by its cover, ladies & gentlemen.
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Well, look what I found on the floor this morning….
Cancerous thoughts throbbed through my head as I peeled away what was left of my chipped nail polish. I knew I shouldn’t have painted my nails “before the incident,” I though angrily to myself. While making a mental note to throw that particular bottle of polish away I knew what I did wrong. “It would have been easier to push her.” I spoke out loud. “Cleaner…”